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Comment on Our Berlin Wall by Bill Rogers

Bill Rogers — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 12:57:05 +0000

Well stated, Ted. We’ve been getting info at NowOrNeverMedia.org (and BaldGuyonCLimateChange.com) on folks in Maine working on a feed-in tarrif. The notion of small scale electricity is like changing a lightbulb, but each bulb is 1/3 the draw there and then, and each point source of electricity is that much less draw (plus extra savings because of the line loss in getting electricity to you from the power plant and distribution). The type and scale of solutions we need to address with climate change are huge, but will get nowhere fast (as Moe is fond of saying), without positive action connected to positive action.

Lead on, Captain!

Comment on Our Berlin Wall by Elcorin

Elcorin — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 05:28:39 +0000

Hello,
solarshorts.com – da best. Keep it going!

Thanks
Elcorin

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Posts about Rush Limbaugh as of April 13, 2009 » The Daily Parr — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 14:40:52 +0000

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Comment on “TED PAGE WILL EAT HIS SHORTS FOR SOLAR ENERGY ACCOUNT.” by Ari

Ari — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 00:48:18 +0000

The doctor had an interesting suggestion: Burn the shorts and eat the ashes. Pick a solar energy brand you’d like as a client and use their product to burn your shorts. If that doesn’t work, bon appetite.

Comment on “TED PAGE WILL EAT HIS SHORTS FOR SOLAR ENERGY ACCOUNT.” by Ted Page

Ted Page — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 22:31:46 +0000

Robert and Kristin: All very good suggestions. Robert, the concept of just the glass of water to go with the shorts has a minimalist quality to it. And Kristin, it was interesting to read about the artist who ate all kinds of things. If someone can eat a Cessna 150, surely I can manage a pair of shorts. But just to be on the safe side, we will be speaking to medical professionals (no, seriously).

Best,

Ted

Comment on “TED PAGE WILL EAT HIS SHORTS FOR SOLAR ENERGY ACCOUNT.” by Kristin

Kristin — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 18:09:55 +0000

Ted,

May I suggest consulting the experts in the field of short eating and other unconventional consumables.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_Lotito

Comment on “TED PAGE WILL EAT HIS SHORTS FOR SOLAR ENERGY ACCOUNT.” by Robert

Robert — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 11:32:52 +0000

Ted,

While I find all the gastronomical suggestions amusing, I think everyone is missing the point here. Naturally, if you added enough ingredients in large enough quantities, you may not even be able to taste your shorts or know that you are eating them. I think, in the unlikely event you do have to eat your shorts, they should be enjoyed pure and raw with a simple glass of water to wash them down.

To help you in your effort to land a solar account in 2009, I urge you to register for this event: http://boston.bizjournals.com/boston/event/5005 There are sure to be members of the solar industry in attendance.

By the way, I did several brief searches to see if I could find any history of human short eating and only found numerous references to dogs eating underwear. So I guess if you do have to eat your shorts you need to turn into a dog first.

Good luck!

~Robert

Comment on “TED PAGE WILL EAT HIS SHORTS FOR SOLAR ENERGY ACCOUNT.” by Ted Page

Ted Page — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 21:15:36 +0000

Dear Nobody of Consequence,

All excellent suggestions, especially the short sausage. Also, the possibility of actually grinding up the shorts into tiny fibers for easier digestion is worthy of Top Chef.

Ted

Comment on “TED PAGE WILL EAT HIS SHORTS FOR SOLAR ENERGY ACCOUNT.” by Nobody of Consequence

Nobody of Consequence — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:25:14 +0000

Ted, taking to heart your very valid concerns about the rubber waistband, and the superb Ziti al Forno i Pantaloncini suggestion, the clear winner would have to be Ziti with a side of spicy homemade short-sausage.

You get all the aforementioned benefits of the Ziti, with none of the Upper/Lower/Middle GI issues that would come with eating a stringy waistband straight-up.

And if there’s any shorts left over, I’m sure the chefs at Finale would jump at the chance to make a delectable mousse or brulee using a base of finely ground fibers.

Bon apetit.

Comment on “TED PAGE WILL EAT HIS SHORTS FOR SOLAR ENERGY ACCOUNT.” by THE HOLE THING (Louise)

THE HOLE THING (Louise) — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 14:35:53 +0000

Personally mr. funny man I’ve been thinking about what the best shape is to cut your shorts into to make them go down the easiest. Perhaps confetti would be best. You could sprinkle your shorts on pizza, and put them in omelettes and soup etc. Kind of make a day out of it.